Saturday, September 02, 2006

Surprise of the year: my parents are visiting, 'course I have to work the weekend so I probably won't see much of them, then again this is the FIRST TIME EVER they've come to stay with me, and the first time in 9 YEARS since they've visited me atall. All in all I'm a bit nervous.

They now both know about Tammie, and are probably busy poking around the flat digging up the piles of love songs which permeate the gaps between bills and cine magazines, written for (maybe "about" is more appropriate) a whole plethora of potential partners; and non-potential partners... or not very potential but alluring non-partners.

The weather is a bit crap which is a shame for them, good for me though as I'm enjoying the cool office atmosphere, bloody hard to work though - keep thinking about Kim's top in the pub last night, the curse of hormonally augmented memory. (and possibly the hangover horn : )

Friday, September 01, 2006

The most misleading thing in life (not counting things like feelings of invulnerability, longevity and hope) is that look a woman can conjure when she wants something, that promise of something you can't quite put your finger on - but that you really want anyway; a bit like a male wasp before he realises he really *wants* to be eaten alive.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Melting from over indulgence, I've eaten more steak in the past ten days than I have in total to that point - sure it's not healthy.

Listening to ice melting on Shipwreck Radio and seeping toxins all over my desk...